missdarcys:

MESSAGES HE NEVER RECEIVED | After the wedding. (1/8)

_{I recently had the absolute pleasure of meeting Bing Lee’s friend and house-guest, William Darcy. Absolute… isn’t the right word… it was more of a grotesque-nauseating-run-the-other-way-as-if-your-life-depended-on-it pleasure. Darcy is so obnoxious I can’t tell if I like Bing Lee now or if he just seems awesome by comparison. Darcy’s boring, stuffy, unbelievably rude. He thinks he’s too good for us “common folks”. […] I can’t properly express what an infuriating douchebag this guy is.}

_{― Lizzie Bennet, episode 6 (Snobby Mr. Douchey).}

_{About the series: so I was mindlessly going through ModCloth a few days ago, and I came accross those notepads. I started wondering what Lizzie would write on them if addressed to Darcy at different points of their acquaintance, and this series was born.}

_{Note: the notepads can be found here, and Tanzila forced me to post some fanfiction-y short oneshots that you can read here once the entire series is posted here. Or not. It’s up to you.
The crossed inscription at the bottom says ‘But you’re □ my □ somebody’s douchebag’.}

Lizzie saw this over my shoulder and laughed at the accuracy.

(Source: wittyfelicity)